Put a bow on Monday with a cat in a shark suit riding a Roomba while a baby in a shark suit watches.
The only reason to own a Roomba.
First, the obvious question: why isn't this baby riding a Roomba? We've seen babies riding Roombas. We've seen plenty of cats riding Roombas. For some reason, we've still never seen babies and cats riding Roombas together. But we're getting close!
It's possible that we're simply not technologically capable of handling an event of that magnitude, and a clip of babies and cats Roomba-riding together could overload Internet servers around the globe. If someone poured a bucket of ice water on them, forget it. Seriously, forget that. It's a terrible idea for obvious reasons.