In Soviet Russia, pug puppies climb on you.
I don't speak Russian, but I'm pretty sure what this guy is saying at the beginning of this video is, "Come here, little pugs! Come climb all over me in a cuddle pile of pugtastic proportions!" I was only slightly distracted from the joyful wonder that is this video by the fact that this maniacally laughing, bald Russian guy in a prison-stripes shirt evokes so many villain stereotypes I can't help but feel like he'd be the bad guy in 101 Pugs.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)