Finally, a decent version of this movie.
Did you guys see that movie Jurassic World? Probably not. I mean, who wants to watch a film about a bunch of ugly, gross, enormous reptiles who go berserk and kill every person they come in contact with? Nobody, that's who! I haven't checked the box office numbers, but I'm fairly certain that this is going to be remembered as a major bomb!
Luckily, somebody took the time to fix the movie in the only way that makes any sense: by replacing all of the dinosaurs with tiny, adorable dachshunds. Such an improvement! It's nice to see that somebody in Hollywood knows what they're doing.