This post is filed under "animals" because Someecards does not have a "terrible, ghastly, shocking" section. The following photos made the rounds on Twitter over the weekend because they're surprisingly adorable. It's not a kitty cat.
It's a goddamn spider "paw." Imagine eight of those things crawling over your face as you sleep. Some people think that's "cute."
Others are more reasonable.
Reddit got in on the fun a few months ago, with the following high-def slideshow. Depending on which camp you fall in, you'll either go "aww" or vomit everywhere. Just pretend it's a chinchilla or something.
According to this blog, that "cute" "paw" is called "a tarsus, and it’s only one of eight parts that make up a rather complicated leg."
Yes, it also has claws.
It's been a banner few days for spiders, as author J.K. Rowling revealed her inner Ron Weasley with a photo of a truly massive arachnid, triggering the internet yet again.
Now please excuse me, because I'm in strongly in the "vomit" category here.