New Yorkers love dogs, because contrary to what people think, we have souls. So when the city's widely-hated MTA subway banned dogs (and other pets) "unless they can fit in a bag," NYC rose to the challenge.
"The New York City Subway banned dogs unless they fit in a bag and the people of New York did not disappoint," wrote someone who goes by "C" on Twitter. His tweet quickly blew up, and has been retweeted over 141,000 since yesterday.
Not hard to understand why these went viral: