Such a dainty bear bite.
There may come a time in your life that you find a "bear at your window," so to speak. Now, this "bear at your window" might be a challenging new job opportunity, a difficult co-worker or some unexpected visitor from your past. Or it might be an actual bear at your window. Doesn't matter.
The point is, though we may assume that bear is there to claw your face off and eat your entrails, that's not always the case. Sometime the "bear at your window" just wants a cookie, as this Russian man discovered:
(by Dennis DiClaudio)