If this cat doesn't belong to someone with "skull" in his name, something is wrong with the world.

You see this cat getting its hair cut? There is absolutely no way this cat is not plotting something. He's probably thinking about enslaving all dogs. Or using trickery to obtain more than his fair share of Meow Mix. Or how to eat the right amount of string so that it won't hurt him, but when he poops, he ends up with a string hanging out of his butt with a piece of poop attached to end and his owner has to deal with that walking around the house. Hm. Maybe that last one is just a thing my cat does? But it's totally an evil move. And this is an evil cat. So he probably does it.

Sources: h/t Mashable | lolzing4gifs