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"Throw the ball, human! Throw it!!!"

After watching this video of a cat who likes to play fetch, I dug up the prophesy from the Bible (italics mine):

"The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken. And cats will run forth and collect balls as do the dogs, and yea though they are not dogs, they shall acteth as them with crazed looks in their eye. Thou wouldst be wise to throw the ball again, for if not they shall certainly claw into your skin with great fierceness. At that time the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn."

Sources: S. Hanx | h/t Uproxx