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"What did your butt just say?!"

In just the last few days, we've learned a lot about the dislikes of dogs. In addition to toy snakes, pineapples and getting caught eating Christmas balls, we can now safely assume that canines have an extreme distaste for the sound of flatulence:

I totally get where Bullit the pit bull is coming from, here. Farts are more than a little freaky. They sound like our anuses are trying to tell us something very important, but in an ancient digestive language to which none of us are privy. If only we could decipher it, who knows how much gastic distress might be averted?

Sources: Gaston Quinones | h/t Tastefully Offensive