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"You know who was the original must-have new pet?! ME! DOG! You'll never replace us!!"

Just think of how freaked out this dog must be. Furbies came out in 1998. That was 16 years ago. Do you know how many dogs live to be 16? Not a majority of them (sorry, everyone). This would be like a young human coming home to find that a singing telegram girl was at their door. What the hell is up with that? Who still sends telegrams, let alone novelty telegrams? What is going on? Am I in a time machine? Am I trapped in a time loop? WILL NOONE STOP THIS ANACHRONISTIC MADNESS????

Sources: Wei Wang