A lobster and his dog.

Internal Monologue of the Sami, the German Shepherd:

"Who can say how or why this little, ten-legged creature came into the house, but he seems like a pretty cool guy. Check out those fashionable bracelets on its front legs. Since he's a little on the small side, it's probably best that someone protect him. Wouldn't want him to accidentally fall into that pot of boiling water on the stove, would we?"

"Hey, what's up with all the humans paying such close attention to this guy? They never pay this much attention to my other friends, Green Ball and Mostly-Ripped-Up-Sock? I don't like the looks in their eyes. No, I don't like it one little bit."

Sources: Sukamehdeek | h/t Daily Picks and Flicks