Edward has a face that everybody but a mother could love.

Edward is a two-month-old two-toed sloth who lives at the London Zoo. His keeper, Kelly-Anne Kelleher, cryptically says that "the mother wasn't able to take care of this one," so she's had to raise him, feeding him with goat milk and giving him stuffed sloth toys to hang off of.

Although his story is a little sad, Edward is as cute as all get-out. He's like a modern day Oliver Twist! He even lives in London; it's perfect. "Please sir, can I be a sloth?" This should be a movie.

Sources: Zoological Society of London