For sale: 2 cat leashes. Used once.

Humans have been attempting to walk cats for years with a success rate hovering right around zero percent. So the fact that Morgan James went one-for-two on his first attempt at walking his cats Simon and Wash should be considered a personal triumph. Although, Wash slinking along out of fear only looks like "walking" when compared to Simon, who decided he'd rather be dragged across the lawn with his dignity intact than walk on a leash as a complete cat failure. Good for him. Fight the power, Simon! Or at least let it drag you around until it gives up and carries you home.

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