"Stop trying to save my child's life, you dumb human!"
Come on now, swan! This guy is clearly not trying to kill the adorable little cygnet that you let get trapped in a fence somehow. Can't you read his jacket? It says "Wildlife Aid" not "Baby Swan Murderers." He's trying to help!
You know what, swan? You're not mad at Simon Cowell here. You're mad at yourself. Take a step back, look deeply into yourself, and I think you'll find that I'm right.
But, you know what, swan? It's not your fault. You're the victim of an aggressive and brutal cycle of violence in nature. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. Look at me, swan. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
(by Dennis DiClaudio)