I don't know what this parrot is up to, but I don't like it.

I've sent this video of a parrot to the local police, the state police, the FBI, the Department of Justice, Interpol and three different people named Bruce Wayne from the phone book. So far, no response from any of them. So, I turn to you, good people of the Internet—help me keep an eye on this bird. Sure, he hasn't done anything yet, but nobody capable of laughing that maniacally can be completely innocent.

Mock me now, but you'll be singing a different tune when the world's cracker supply suddenly vanishes next week.

Sources: Logan Thomas | h/t Tastefully Offensive