Do you want to shovel snow, man?

Meet Elsa, an adorable yellow lab (I think). Elsa clearly wants to play hockey, but her stupid lazy no-good humans haven't shoveled the snow on the hockey rink yet. Since Elsa actually has a worth ethic, unlike her slothful food-dispensers, she takes matters into her own hands despite not even having evolved hands. That was the part of the article where I spin the total lack of details on the YouTube description ("Elsa shovels the hockey rink") into a little story. This is the part where I tie it all together with a killer joke about how Elsa has more determination to play hockey than the entire 2004-05 NHL roster.

Sources: Greg Cox