"What if I triple-promise not to eat you?"

On the the one hand, I can really empathize with this adorable little wolf puppy. He knows that he has no intention of eating this goat. He just wants to play with the goat. But despite pulling out every cute trick in his bag, he just can't seem to convince the goat that his intentions are innocent:

On the other hand, I totally get where the goat is coming from. This puppy might want to play today. He might want to play tomorrow. But one day, genetics are going to kick in and he's going to come out looking for some mutton. And this goat seems to be fully aware of how delicious he looks.

Sources: camelsandfriends | h/t Laughing Squid