Professor of Kitten Psychology, obviously. (via)
Redditor MacabreLullaby noticed that somebody at the Wisconsin Humane Society had a knack for naming rescue cats and shared the screenshot above from the shelter's website. Glorious cat names like Professor PuddinPop, Colonel Snazzypants, and The Good King Snugglewumps deserved credit, and pretty soon reddit found their brilliant creator, redditor cassybooby.
Cassybooby confirmed she does indeed work at the Wisconsin Humane Society, and says most cats there get adopted within a month (and kittens get adopted within about a week).
Cassybooby and the professor. (via)
The cats are adopted so quickly that the wonderfully named fellas below are already curled up in their new homes, but Jezebel captured their greatness in this screenshot:
I realize this isn't how people should make the decision to get a new pet, but man, I would totally adopt a cat just because his name was Fuzzle.
To learn more about adopting a charmingly named rescue cat, dog or guinea pig from the Wisconsin Humane Society, visit their website.
(by Shira Rachel Danan)