"HELLO, CLEVELAND! WE ARE TIGER BIRTHDAY BLOODCAKE!" - Me, introducing my new band after watching this video.

Jeremy and Simon are one year old, and they celebrated in the way adorable killing machines do best: slobbering down some frozen bloodcake (and some raw chicken and watermelon). Jeremy and Simon live at The Wildcat Sanctuary in Sandstone, MN, a no-kill, non-profit wildlife refuge. Since they're so humongous and badass, however, the Wildcat Sanctuary is in the middle of holding a fundraiser to build them a pool to cool off in the day and establish a bigger area for them to roam around in. You can help that cause by donating here.