During one couple's 10 day vacation, their dog sitter kept them updated about how their pup Wilson was doing by sending them videos of the dog wearing costumes while the sitter did a series of very, very bad impressions and accents. It doesn't actually prove that the dog is being taken care of, but it's way more entertaining than it should be. 

As you can see, Wilson stares on in unceasing apathy, probably wondering why this freak has replaced his owners and keeps yelling in hackneyed, stereotypical voices. Wilson's obviously too laid-back of a dude for this nonsense. Next time, he deserves an all-inclusive stay at a five-star canine hotel instead.

Sources: Reddit | Wilson Files