"It's this new cleanse I'm trying, combined with early-morning yoga in a mud puddle."
Meet Biscuit, the pug whose decision to eat Vaseline has left him/her with the most talked-about side effect of modern medication: anal leakage. Dogs are really stupid, right? The author of this blog post certainly never consumed a large amount of olive oil to be humorous and ended up with deep sympathy for this dog's plight. That would never happen. Because humans are smart and dogs are stupid. When humans take medicines that may cause anal leakage, they know damn well they're risking anal leakage. Because we're the smart ones.