Just a couple of convincingly dead animals.

Playing dead, or thanatosis, is a classic survival technique utilized by a wide range of species the world over. In addition to being remarkably effective at discouraging predators, it can also be surprisingly adorable. Case in point: this otter and this hognose snake.

Take a look at both videos and decide who wore the cloak of death better:

Pros: Cares enough to jump right back into character when he realizes he's still in the scene.

Sources: cbackies's channel | eyes on the network | h/t redditor Sriracha_Shits