"Hello. Would you like to hold me gently until the void envelops us all?"

This is Tucker the cat, who currently lives at Purrfect Pals Cat Shelter in Washington State after her previous owners could no longer take care of her. Here's the thing about Tucker the cat: she looks very sad. This is because Tucker the cat has some genetic abnormalities that makes her face droop like a botched Botox patient. 

"I am a clown who cries on the outside, but inside I laugh at a joke no one else can get."

Sources: Purrfect Pals Cat Shelter