Tommy Edison is a YouTube personality whose videos deal with the "funny side" of being blind.
For his latest video, he described his favorite things to touch, which include dice, money, flour, faded blue jeans, freshly cut grass, and rabbits. The way he describes all of them is pretty amazing. Not as amazing as his classic one-liners, though. At the beginning of the video, he tells the following joke:
How about moth balls? You ever touch moth balls? I don't know how the hell you get their legs apart to touch em.
This led me to check out his zingers from other videos, such as:
I stared at the eclipse and look what happened to me.
Every single woman I've ever been with is a 10.
I promise you won't go blind watching it. It's what you do while you're watching it that will make you go blind.
The educational outreach aspect of his videos are cool, but more importantly, when are we getting a Tommy Edison Comedy Tour, or Tommy Edison on a Comedy Central Roast? If you're looking for a manager, T, I've got you covered.