"I would've gotten a Someecard but I can't type."
Awww, that's really adorable. What a nice thing for this Redditor's wife to do. Right? Let's see:
Yup, pretty darn adorable! Can't wait to see what's inside! Maybe it's a scratch-n-sniff.
Crap! Well, you managed to keep it from him until he was 42 in dog years...