Watch out, he spits.

You're right, Spencer. Whistling is impossible. There's a mass conspiracy among adults and older kids to trick you into trying to whistle, so you'll forever feel frustrated and inadequate. We carry around recordings of a flute on our phones and purse our lips while hitting "play." It's simple, but effective. And that's not the only skill that's impossible. Have you tried snapping?

(by Shira Rachel Danan)

Sources: Tastefully Offensive