Everyone always wants to throw "moist" under the table, but if you ask me, there are some perfectly disgusting words that still go unchecked. Take "suckle," for example. Have you ever heard someone use the word "suckle?" I have. My wife and I hired a lactation consultant who said "suckle" and now I can't can't enjoy looking at boobs ever again.
Anyway. Clearly I'm scarred for life, but if I can make just one of you think of cute puppies when you think of vomit-inducing words like "suckle," maybe, just maybe, I'll have fulfilled my purpose on earth. Here are twenty-nine attempts at doing just that.