On the internet, everyone thinks they're an expert. Whether it's dudes mansplaining foreign policy or reality show nerds arguing the merits of various seasons of The Bachelor, there's no end to the know-it-all-ism. Which is why it's so gratifying to meet someone who really knows what they're talking about.
The craziest part? This genius is barely out of diapers. Over on Reddit's "Ask Me Anything" forum, user MyUnalteredMind offered a thrilling opportunity: For the next few hours, he said, he would relay any (age-appropriate) questions to his 3-year-old son, then post the kid's answers, no matter how inscrutable or odd.
Unfortunately, we couldn't get every query answered. "He gets mad if ask too many questions during his cartoons," dad explained. But we can all rest a little easier knowing that this little boy has the entire universe figured out.