"This just in... nothing of any real importance is going on in Monroe, Connecticut."

A 4-year-old boy was reportedly banned from a Connecticut doughnut shop after asking a female customer if she "had a baby in her belly." Turns out she wasn't pregnant, she was just (coincidentally!) standing in line to buy doughnuts (no judgments!). 

Rebecca Denham told WFSB she immediately apologized for her son's embarrassing question, and said the woman wasn't even upset. The owners of the shop are the ones who had a problem with it, because the following morning they reportedly told the mother to hit the road, and that she and her son were no longer welcome at the store. 

Sources: Gawker