"I can do anything. I am invincible. I would like this bed."

"You are in the way of my self-actualization and nap-naps. Begone!"

The next time you think a career move is impossible, or the next time you see someone way "out of your league" across the bar, or the next time you see a comfy bed being occupied by a carnivore many times your size, remember this baby.

This baby is what life is like before you learn to be afraid.

Also, Great Danes are very nice, gentle, and patient dogs.

Related: This Great Dane is never going to fit into his tiny bed, but not for lack of trying.

Sources: boingboing