Or spritz a little on yourself to instantly seem decades younger.
Babies smell like crap, which is why people are constantly pressing their noses against babies' soft, perfect heads, taking a whiff, and saying, "Ew, I hate that new baby smell." Now, for the baby that has everything, comes a designer perfume that will make them smell more like baby, with hints of wonder, undertones of innocence, and the essence of youth. Or, for the lazy parent, it's a great way to cover up a dirty diaper you don't feel like changing or to hide the fact that you haven't bathed your child in weeks because he or she hates getting wet. Kim Kardashian's baby is already wearing it in utero, obvs.