How to run an adorably mean-spirited election campaign against your own child.

How to run an adorably mean-spirited election campaign against your own child.
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Redditor Aspirin742 and his 6-year-old daughter Elissa are running against each other for "President Of The House" and, as you can see, it didn't take long for both campaigns to go negative. Unfortunately, these vicious attacks on physical appearance and personal hygiene — as well as Elissa's completely unfounded allegations of fecal consumption — are sadly typical of today's bitterly divided political climate. We just hope both candidates get back to discussing the real issues, such as the house's steadily declining popsicle budget, continuing lack of ponies, and the vocal needs of the tea party (which meets upstairs on Wednesdays and consists of Elissa, her dog Max, two teddy bears, and occasionally Daddy.)

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