*You're. Sad that YOU'RE living. Idiot.
According to the person who posted this on Reddit, their teacher friend was leaving the school after this year so her students gave her farewell cards. Teachers can have a profound impact on young children. They can give them confidence, spark a love of learning, and sometimes they inspire kids to discover their inner mobster. We hate to see what will happen to this child's future teachers as they grow up and become more capable. What's next, a rocking horse head on the teacher's desk in the morning? A dead fish wrapped in newspaper under a friendly apple? Or maybe they'll finally learn to spell.