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Hatchimals are supposed to be cute little baby animal-things, that you spend hours coaxing out of their literal shells before taking care of them like a Tamagotchi pet turned puppy dog. They're just plain cute.

"I'm pretty sure it says 'fuck me.'"

Or there's that, counters one unsatisfied customer, Nick Galego, who shared a video with CTV Vancouver of his son's Hatchimal talking dirty. Here's a video that apparently found itself trending on YouTube, of someone else's Hatchimal having the same problem in its sleep:

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Commenters have pointed out that the little snoring thing could be saying "hug me." A spokesman for the toy company, Spin Master, vehemently denies they say anything inappropriate.

"Hatchimals speak their own language made up of random sounds," Anne Yourt said in a statement to CTV Vancouver, commenting on Galego's video. "We can assure you that the Hatchimal is not saying anything inappropriate. The one in the video appears to be sleeping."

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Hatchimals are this year's it-toy, the sexy new plaything that had customers waiting in line for hours and hours in hopes they could grab one and gift it to their kids over the holidays.

In many cases, stores sold out of these little devil birds before Thanksgiving. They cost between $50 and $60, which seems like a lot, but sounds like a downright bargain when you consider they're reselling on eBay for hundreds.

Which brings us to the inevitable outrage when the toys don't work like they're supposed to.

Besides maybe saying "f*** me," Hatchimals have also reportedly refused to hatch, and sometimes learned how to speak South Park. Besides their ingrained imaginary language, you can teach these things to say whatever you want—and hopefully the "f*** me" incident isn't the fault of a mischievous tutor.

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Either way, the Galegos are keeping their Hatchimal, despite the fact that they think it might be getting freaky after-hours. "If [our son] was a little bit older we might be more offended about it," said Sarah Galego, but as it is, he doesn't even know what it's saying.

Pretty chill of the parents, but it might be monetarily worth it to get a little more offended. Again, these things are eBay gold.