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Ah, nothing like a letter from a sweet, innocent kid back home to make a deployed serviceperson smile. Here are a few classics.

1. The P.S.

Do vampires celebrate Christmas?
Do vampires celebrate Christmas?

2. The Valley Girl

Best pep talk ever.
Best pep talk ever.

3. The "Clearly I Don't Know What This Word Means"

To be fair, they don't call them seamen for nothing.
To be fair, they don't call them seamen for nothing.

4. The Freudian Slip It In

Really should be thanking the whore for that.
Really should be thanking the whore for that.
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5. The Slapstick

Never too young to know about the weakness of the face.
Never too young to know about the weakness of the face.

6. The Non Sequitur

Well, just like the letter above said, guys in the Navy love nuts.
Well, just like the letter above said, guys in the Navy love nuts.

7. The Spelling Counts

Um, you're welcome, I think?
Um, you're welcome, I think?

8. The Eternal Optimist

"Have fun storming the castle!"
"Have fun storming the castle!"