A Redditor who claims he just wanted to borrow his wife's iPad to play Angry Birds was instead faced with some startling news. We imagine he took a long look at that screen, savoring it, knowing full well that soon all the iPads in his house will be smeared with strained carrots and errant streaks of crayon. It could have been worse. She could have been searching, "Ways to tell your husband he should get tested for crabs without him suspecting anything."