10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.
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10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

Overly self-confident a-hole.
Profession: Something in finance

A test may supposedly assess a child's ability to spell, but if they decide to spell harder words just to prove they can, they're probably going to be an intellectual snob someday. Start pre-emptively hating your kids with our guide to just how obnoxious they will be as adults. It's either that or teach them how to cheat better.

 

10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

Total hippie.
Profession: None.

 

10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

Homophobic guy who can't tell his friends he loves them.
Profession: Beer marketer.

 

10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

Bleeding heart liberal.
Profession: Activist/poet.

 

10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

Hypochondriac.
Profession: Unable to work because of crippling anxiety.

 

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10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

Incapable of feeling empathy.
Profession: Whatever Karl Rove is now.

 

10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

Cuddly, but drug-addicted.
Profession: Professional meth head.

 

10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

Pessimistic and generally depressing to be around.
Profession: Tax attorney.

 

10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

Secretly sex-obsessed and constantly letting that slip.
Profession: Sexy librarian.

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10 test answers that perfectly predict children's future personalities.

Cynical jerk.
Profession: Comedy writer.

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