Overly self-confident a-hole.
Profession: Something in finance
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Homophobic guy who can't tell his friends he loves them.
Profession: Beer marketer.
Bleeding heart liberal.
Profession: Unable to work because of crippling anxiety.
Incapable of feeling empathy.
Profession: Whatever Karl Rove is now.
Cuddly, but drug-addicted.
Profession: Professional meth head.
Pessimistic and generally depressing to be around.
Profession: Tax attorney.
Secretly sex-obsessed and constantly letting that slip.
Profession: Sexy librarian.
Profession: Comedy writer.