Everyone else has a big smile that's trying to please the teacher. He doesn't need to please
anyone except himself and his subjects—your tastebuds.
(via redditor prsquadg)

See, when I was a kid, every child in America owned a backup supply of 10-20 Burger King paper crowns. I thought at the time it was because paper crowns are a cheap way to make kids like your store, but I see now that it was a peacekeeping measure. With every child able to pretend to be a little Burger King, you reduced the risk that a revolutionary pretender to the throne would rise up and unite all the franchises in the land. 

Sources: redditor prsquadg