They all poop, though. Everyone does, according to those liberal egghead "books."

This dad posted this online saying he expected to see it on the NY Times' bestseller list, but I'm going to be looking for it in my nightmares. I'm going to start caring about the environment now, because I watched 3 seasons of "Whale Wars" on Animal Planet and the footage of whales being murdered and sliced up didn't affect me half as much as the horrifying death mask that this (clearly very dark and macabre) little girl drew on her opus, Some Whales Die and Some Whales Are OK. Good god, what the eff happened to that whale!? I'll start recycling, just get it away! I'll go clean up the Great Pacific Garbage Patch by myself! I'll do whatever! I don't care!

Sources: redditor bogphanny