Every year, kids all over the world will write letters to Santa asking for all kinds of Christmas gifts. Some kids want puppies, others want iPhones, some want $10,000 worth of designer duds. One thing all kids' wish lists have in common is that they're all completely bonkers.

1. My Christmas list is exactly the same.

My mom was substituting for a second grade class today and they were making Christmas lists and one kid literally wrote “I want a laptop and a new president”
— ✰ 𝐧𝐢𝐜. (@girrlsonfilm) December 13, 2019

2. This child is literally asking for "snake skin boots."

This is my little sisters Christmas list, I’m not even playing 😩😩😩 pic.twitter.com/kqodSIqkUV
— rollerkodster (@kodieduckworth) December 13, 2019

3. How much queso though?

My 8 year old Michael’s letter to Santa. #7 “A lot of queso”. #christmaslist #smartkid pic.twitter.com/MbqTZ8lBFc
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 12, 2019

4. The clip art in this wish list is kisses fingers.

My son's Christmas list... the last line cracks me up! 🎄😂 pic.twitter.com/c6ql4c5iAO
— Bonnie Clark (@bonclark) December 11, 2019

5. How? What? Whyy?

My mom’s friend has a 9 year old son 😂 his Christmas list: pic.twitter.com/wglrRQHpn0
— Katie 🐞 (@hey_yo_Mika) December 5, 2019

6. Nikes and a bizarre demand for dad, sure why not?

7. God bless the girl asking for gum and a monkey.

8. Hey kid! We heard Uncut Gems was really good!

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9. What kid needs a laptop, an iPhone, and an iPad!?

10. Whispers does this kid know what blue balls are?

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Hmmm. Might want to re-think number 4. 😂 #christmaslist

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11. A snake cannon that shoots "real snakes," obviously.

12. "White tits."

13. God bless the child that transcribed this entire Amazon url.

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Love. This. #santa #christmaslist #technology #kidsthesedays #crayons #instagood #instalike #gay

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14. This?

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If this is what your kids letter to santa looks like shoot us a line: we can translate pokemon to elf. #christmaslist #elflife #holidays #nicelist #pikachuchristmas

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15. The amount of kids asking for Gucci stuff this year is just, beyond.

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I have been asking Colton to write a Christmas list for weeks so that we could "mail it to Santa at the North Pole🎁☃️🎅" ;) Yes he still believes <3 Well tonight he delivered this... Reading it I felt proud for the way he wrote his letter and how detailed it was compared to last year's list... Then a little giggly at the description for each wish... And surprised at what was on the list... but I guess after all my nagging.. this is what I get right 🤷‍♀️😆😆 #boymom #boyno #gucci #whodis #boysgonecrazy #christmaslist #nicelist #expensivetaste #momneedsathirdjob #apuppytho #lovemyboy #mommasboy #spoiledrotten

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16. How does a nine-year-old know what a rolex is?!

This is forreal my 9 year old nephews Christmas list... it starts out with joggers and “Rolex’s” 😂 wtf finished with things like an “1,000$ bill” aim big, kid. pic.twitter.com/R8jvqH3wd4
— Liz fanopoulos (@Lizzy_FBaby) November 15, 2017

16 unintentionally hilarious Christmas lists kids wrote to Santa.