Every year, kids all over the world will write letters to Santa asking for all kinds of Christmas gifts. Some kids want puppies, others want iPhones, some want $10,000 worth of designer duds. One thing all kids' wish lists have in common is that they're all completely bonkers.

1. My Christmas list is exactly the same.

My mom was substituting for a second grade class today and they were making Christmas lists and one kid literally wrote “I want a laptop and a new president”
— ✰ nic. (@girrlsonfilm) December 13, 2019

2. This child is literally asking for "snake skin boots."

This is my little sisters Christmas list, I’m not even playing 😩😩😩 pic.twitter.com/kqodSIqkUV
— rollerkodster (@kodieduckworth) December 13, 2019

3. How much queso though?

My 8 year old Michael’s letter to Santa. #7 “A lot of queso”. #christmaslist #smartkid pic.twitter.com/MbqTZ8lBFc
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) December 12, 2019

4. The clip art in this wish list is kisses fingers.

My son's Christmas list... the last line cracks me up! 🎄😂 pic.twitter.com/c6ql4c5iAO
— Bonnie Clark Books 📚 (@bonclark) December 11, 2019

5. How? What? Whyy?

My mom’s friend has a 9 year old son 😂 his Christmas list: pic.twitter.com/wglrRQHpn0
— Katie 🐞 (@hey_yo_Mika) December 5, 2019

6. Nikes and a bizarre demand for dad, sure why not?

7. God bless the girl asking for gum and a monkey.

8. Hey kid! We heard Uncut Gems was really good!

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9. What kid needs a laptop, an iPhone, and an iPad!?

10. Whispers does this kid know what blue balls are?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcYOb0cHdmc/?utm_source=ig_embed

11. A snake cannon that shoots "real snakes," obviously.

12. "White tits."

13. God bless the child that transcribed this entire Amazon url.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcYfw_kAsZC/#author_iamnotu79

14. This?

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6Be0EWnA4X/

15. The amount of kids asking for Gucci stuff this year is just, beyond.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B6AJ5FkFyN9/

16. How does a nine-year-old know what a rolex is?!

This is forreal my 9 year old nephews Christmas list... it starts out with joggers and “Rolex’s” 😂 wtf finished with things like an “1,000$ bill” aim big, kid. pic.twitter.com/R8jvqH3wd4
— Liz fanopoulos (@Lizzy_FBaby) November 15, 2017

16 unintentionally hilarious Christmas lists kids wrote to Santa.