Kids described God to an illustrator and the results were blasphemous.

Kids described God to an illustrator and the results were blasphemous.
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No one can say what God really looks like, but these kids are sure going to give it a try.

WatchCut released this video of kids explaining what they think God looks like to an illustrator who drew what was being described no matter how weird, inappropriate or head-scratching it was.

Of course, anyone can interpret God however they'd like, but some of these picture are not flattering. Let's hope God is not feeling especially vengeful today.

Some kids went the traditional "guy with a long beard chillin' in a cloud" route.

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Classic
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While some interpretations look like your average next door neighbor out to fetch the paper.

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God definitely wears flip flops.
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Some kids had the illustrator draw God in their likeness.

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Even God gets hungry. Weird choice of snack, though.
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One kid decided to give God a badass tattoo.

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This is a one way ticket to hell.
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This I can't even explain.

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Who knew that so many kids thought about God's peen so much?
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And, finally, the pièce de résistance, a drawing of God as a lion-headed frog, and Jesus as a hexagon with an eye. Kids are weird, dude.

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But they are also so, so awesome.
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