11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
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This is the week we all stop being jerks and acknowledge that our lives are decent in at least a few ways, a sentiment which gets a little bit muddled when we go stuff ourselves until we're nauseous while fighting with our relatives. Let's look to the children then, for children are our future, and are blunt and honest about the things in life for which we should be most thankful.

1. Yeah, you could always rent.

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
Hey Lucy, pay off your mortgage with this one weird trick!

2. Salad days.

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
In case you can't read that, this kid is thankful for "ranch dressing," which is the Rolls Royce of creamy salad dressings.

3. "Thanks?"

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
You're welcome?

4. The true meaning of Thanksgiving.

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
And every other day of the year for that matter.
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5. Life moves pretty fast.

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
Cameron? Fast cars? Forget Lydia, his real best friend is Ferris Bueller.

6. Not Pete Best's kid.

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
Ringo sees all.

7. Sorry, Dad.

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8. Ain't that a kick.

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
The kid doesn't even mind that they're misshapen.

9. Exhaustive and meta!

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
No. 7 is Thanksgiving.

10. Way to keep it real, kid.

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
And literal.
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11. Pretty much everything then.

11 extremely honest Thanksgiving notes from kids.
They ran out of ink, for which they are also thankful.
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