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This is the week we all stop being jerks and acknowledge that our lives are decent in at least a few ways, a sentiment which gets a little bit muddled when we go stuff ourselves until we're nauseous while fighting with our relatives. Let's look to the children then, for children are our future, and are blunt and honest about the things in life for which we should be most thankful.
1. Yeah, you could always rent.
Hey Lucy, pay off your mortgage with this one weird trick!
2. Salad days.
In case you can't read that, this kid is thankful for "ranch dressing," which is the Rolls Royce of creamy salad dressings.
3. "Thanks?"
You're welcome?
4. The true meaning of Thanksgiving.
And every other day of the year for that matter.
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5. Life moves pretty fast.
Cameron? Fast cars? Forget Lydia, his real best friend is Ferris Bueller.
6. Not Pete Best's kid.
Ringo sees all.
7. Sorry, Dad.
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8. Ain't that a kick.
The kid doesn't even mind that they're misshapen.
9. Exhaustive and meta!
No. 7 is Thanksgiving.
10. Way to keep it real, kid.
And literal.
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11. Pretty much everything then.
They ran out of ink, for which they are also thankful.
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