Children write home the most adorable murder threats from camp.

Children write home the most adorable murder threats from camp.
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Ah, the first weeks away from home, when kids learn valuable skills like tying knots and how to hand-write threats to their parents.

Children write home the most adorable murder threats from camp.

I'm going to murder all of you. Well, just mom. Luv ya, bye!
(via redditor ForeverClumsy)

I'm not really afraid that this girl hates camp, because according to my folks, I complained in every single letter I wrote home until suddenly I realized I was having fun and then stopped writing them altogether. Then I did it again the following summer. I will say, though, that I'm impressed with all the different ways she knows to get at her parents' heartstrings: threats of violence, guilt tripping, throwing things they said earlier back, and finally the rarest of all childhood tactics, financial responsibility. I'll bet you 700 bucks, though, that in a few weeks, she'll ask them whether they can send her for longer next year.

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