Styles Johnson, a 7-year-old from Phoenix, Arizona, was lucky to survive being hit by a speeding car. And he has a very interesting idea of how he did so.
As his 20-year-old sister Cecily Gueyser noted in a tweet that first went viral a month ago and is now making the rounds on imgur and elsewhere, Styles said he was able to withstand the impact because he's actually Spider-Man.
So much for your secret identity, little dude! But we can see it was worth it, since you got a whole bunch of Spider-Man swag in the bargain.
BuzzFeed reports that Styles suffered only a minor concussion from the impact, presumably due to his superpowers, and fully recovered in a matter of days. Which is good news for him—not so much the Green Goblin and Doctor Octopus.