Careful what you say around kids, because even when you don't think they're listening, they're secretly taking notes for their new krazy komedy pilot.

An English dad named Paul Hunt shared the following letter from his son's school, and it's equal parts heartwarming (such wholesome fun) and knee-slappin' wacky comedy (well, mostly wholesome).

The letter reads:

Dear ___,

Although this is not a behaviour letter as such, I am writing to inform you of something that has come to our attention and that you may wish to discuss further with __.

___ and a few of his friends often make up characters, give them amusing names and then they have exciting adventures at playtimes. This in itself is an imaginative and creative pastime and causes no harm. However, it has come to our attention that one of the characters has the name 'Wildo the Dildo' and this has, I am sure you can understand, raised some concerns with us.

On further discussion, none of the children said they knew what it meant, but were aware that it was an inapporpriate word to be using. One of the children said they picked up the word on the playground, so we will be following this up further and dealing with it accordingly.

I hope you can appreciate the reason I am informing you of this matter and please do not hesitate to contact me if you wish to discuss it further.


You can almost see a school administrator, busy and harried with the thousands of things they have to do, writing "Wildo the Dildo" with a straight face, frowning and shaking their head because this. is. seriously. inappropriate.

Wildo the Dildo must be eliminated from the playground.

Sources: h/t Mashable