This is why you don't leave your shopping list where a filthy-minded 6-year-old can find it.

This is why you don't leave your shopping list where a filthy-minded 6-year-old can find it.
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Who are adults kidding: bathroom humor is universally effective in eliciting laughter, and six-year-old's are professionals at it. That's what one Twitter user, Anne B, found out when her nephew got his potty-obsessed little hands on his parents' shopping list. What starts out as a normal list of grocery items (except, what is "kids bread" and why is it different than "our bread"?) sharply careens into a body-humor tragicomedy.

This little devil's mind is in the gutter and for the better. Read outside of the childish handwriting, it is an ambitious work of provocative prose on par with literary titans like Pynchon and Faulkner.

Butts

Butt

Butt

Butt

Butt

Butt

Farts

Farts

Butts

Oh No sombety Farted!! And puupt

And pooped!

And sombety stuck their Butt in

tu the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Joyce would've been frothing with jealousy if he lived to see the skill with which this child wields the mighty word.

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