The sequel to this note is in the bathroom.
He's like a cool RA. (via Reddit)
A father-of-two needed his messy teenagers to do some chores after they were holding the cleanliness of their kitchen hostage. Instead of shouting up the stairs, he left them a note threatening to take away their Internet connectivity if they didn't clean up. It wasn't any ordinary note, though; it was a dish-washing themed remix of Liam Neeson's famous monologue from Taken. Here is the text:
I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a maid to clean up after you, I can tell you I don't do that.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long lifetime. Skills that make me [...] an expert in home WiFi systems and Cellular Date plans.
If you clean up your own kitchen mess, that'll be the end of it.
I will not look for you, I will not pursue you.
But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you...
AND I WILL DISCONNECT YOU.
The note went viral after he posted it on Reddit, where it received of 3,500 upvotes. According to the dad, his teenagers are actually good people that have their "sh*t together," but they're just "f*cking slobs." Whoa, a dad who's a fan of Taken, uses Reddit, and curses? Are you sure he's just not one of the teenagers?