The young bachelor.

"I wish I was four again." Don't we all, buddy. Although, for most of us it's because we miss the frequent naps and guilt-free snacking, not because of the stability of our pre-school love lives. Having three girlfriends -- all of them pretty! -- isn't easy at any age. Especially if you're still living with your parents and aren't allowed to leave your driveway.

Sources: Death and Taxes