When you want to get Google's attention, a handwritten letter is the way to go.

It's well-known that Google expects a lot of hours out of their employees, but try explaining that to a little girl named Katie. Katie's dad was only getting Saturdays off, and clearly Katie didn't understand the joy and pride of working for Google was supposed to be enough for dad and the whole family. So, she went over his head and straight to the Google Worker, who we all know is the Worker in charge, and demanded he get a day off. 

Katie might have a career as a tough negotiator in front of her, however, seeing as she's not afraid to further guilt one of the biggest companies in the world by reminding it that not only is it her dad's birthday, it's summer as well (p.s. how many kids her age know how to use p.s. and anymore?). I mean, c'mon Google.

Sources: BuzzFeed | reddit