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Making us all feel inadequate.

Goddamnit!

I mean, really. I've got to deal with this knowledge now? Ugh! I've been offering up "The cartilage in my elbow is kinda beat" for years now as an excuse for why my golf swing is so abysmal. ("Sorry, man. The old injury is flaming up. Think I'll just go grab a whiskey in the club house and wait for you guys to finish up the last sixteen holes.") But now this— this ruins everything.

Sources: Fox 29 Philly | h/t Uproxx